When you run a website spouting off opinions like Nabisco makes fat-inducing cookies, you have to expect someone at sometime to let you know that you're a stupid jerk and they hate you. Surprisingly, it took about nine months for that bun to come out of the oven (thanks to all of the defective search engines who are guilty of the crime of not picking us up). Now that we have reader mail, there's only one thing we know to do with it: mock it.

The following enteries are actual e-mails we've received that we consider interesting enough to post. Included in these entries are all of the basic information, comments from the recepiant of the e-mail, and any correspondance. Basically, more information than you'd care to know about other people's e-mail.

If you find your e-mail on here an you don't want it here, tough. It's obvious you didn't read the Rules and Regs section, and it's your own fault. We'll only remove entries for extreme circumstances, such as large cash bribes.

Now sit back and enjoy the font of our readers' literary expertise!