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If we're going to keep up all these fancy domain names and web spaces and HTML hoodingles, we're going to need to pay for it. Since we're not telling you to give us any money, we'll simply politely ask for it and hope you get suckered in. Websites cost money to run, and we need your help to keep us running. We apprectiate any contributions that you can make to us. Remember: all proceeds go to site expenses, including domain name, promotion, and inspirational prostitutes. No one said running a website was easy.

Donations
If you enjoy what you’ve seen and want to help out, consider donating to the site. We appreciate anything you’re willing to send.

If you’re interested in making a donation, just click on the button below.


Sponsoring
Help us run the site and promote your own! Get on the ground floor and become a sponsor! Here’s a list of prices and services (all rates are for one month):

$5.00: A banner 88 x 31 micro banner below menu on one section of the site.

$10.00: A 468 x 60 web banner on one section of the site.

$15.00: A 468 x 60 web banner on splash page.

$20.00: A 468 x 60 web banner on main page.

$30.00: An 88 x 31 micro banner under the menu bar, which is visible on the entire site.

Please note that prices are subject to change, and services are offered on a first-come basis. Ads will be put up once payment is received. If service time is about to expire, the contact will be notified five days prior, and a payment is required within seven days of end of service. Services subject to web page availability.

If you’re interested in sponsoring, contact Zasada and we'll make arrangements. All payments can be Paypal (pockybox@aol.com), check, money order, or cash.

Linking

If you love us that much and want to link to this site, please use the below images. Please check the Rules and Regs section for link rules first!

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