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Name: Chris Zasada
Alias: The Collector
E-mail: pockybox@aol.com
Job: Site Founder, Web Master, Writer.
Hailing from the luxurious Oregon, Ohio, Zasada is a man of many opinions and few facts. Fed on a steady intellectual diet of anime, video games, and Nerf guns, Zasada is not afraid to daunt others with his vast worldliness, with experiences stretching from his hometown all the way to Toledo, which is next to his home town.
Name: Chris Selmek
Alias: C
E-mail: cphantom9@hotmail.com
Job: Writer.
Chris graduated High School with PockyBox founder Chris Zasada in 2001 and immediately joined the Army, where he spent the next eight years writing newspaper articles from Iraq, Korea, Egypt and weirder places you don't want to know about. He now writes for a twice-monthly community newspaper in Augusta, Georgia called Verge. Following a near fatal stabbing incident he started going to church regularly and now considers himself a Methodist, though he wants everyone to know this has not downgraded his ego in the slightest.